Welcome back to Blind-Bloopers, the series where I recount the times my white cane and I venture into the world and things don't exactly go according to the GPS coordinates. Usually, my adventures involve walking into low-hanging branches or apologizing to mannequins, but today’s story is about a tiny human who possessed more wisdom in her pinky finger than the entire homeowners' association combined.
"It's a bitter, sweet symphony this life"