Siri. The digital assistant Apple promised would revolutionize our lives. The one who was supposed to be our all-knowing, ever-present, effortlessly brilliant sidekick. Bless its little algorithmic heart, it's still trying . Frankly, I wouldn't trust it to order a sensible pizza, let alone manage the complexities of my burgeoning digital life. My relationship with Siri is less a partnership and more a highly conditional, part-time employment contract, mostly based on its ability to execute commands that require less cognitive load than asking a toddler to fetch a shoe.
"It's a bitter sweet symphony this life…"